One thing that makes Game of Thrones such a hugely popular show apart from all the intrigues and epic fight scenes, are the clever dialogues. The show is full of saas and we’re not talking about Lyanna Mormont. As we are readying for the Season 7 of Game of Thrones, let’s take a look at the greatest insults that were delivered by the characters on the show.
Ser Rodrik (to Theon Greyjoy) : You have less honor than a back alley whore.
Lady Olenna (to Tyrion) : I was told you were drunk, impertinent and thoroughly debauched. You can imagine my disappointment at finding nothing but a browbeaten book-keeper.
Cersei : You know that you’re not half as clever as you think.
Tyrion: That still makes me twice as clever as you.
Tyrion : I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I’m denying its existence.
Varys : Cersei has offered a lordship to the man who brings her your head.
Tyrion : She ought to offer her c—t. Best part of her for the best part of me.
Tyrion (to Cersei): Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees.
Bronn : There’s no cure for being a c*nt.
Cersei : If it weren’t for my children, I would have thrown myself from the highest tower in the Red Keep. They’re the reason I’m alive.
Tyrion : Even Joffrey?
Cersei: Ah yes, the famously tart-tongued Queen of Thorns.
Lady Olenna : And the famous tart, Queen Cersei.
Cersei: You’ve never taken [ruling] seriously. You haven’t, and Jaime hasn’t. It’s all fallen on me…
Tyrion: As has Jaime repeatedly, according to Stannis Baratheon.
Tyrion (to Hizdahr) : You’re an eloquent man. It doesn’t mean you’re wrong. In my experience, eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles.
Cersei (about Pycelle): The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.
Melissandre : He is the Lord’s Chosen, born amidst salt and smoke!
Renly : Born amidst salt and smoke.. Is he a ham?
1. And the best one, where no words were required!